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JOKES There were three women sitting in a doctor's office, a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They were all pregnant. "I'm having a boy because I was on bottom,"said the brunette. "Well, I'm having a girl because I was on top," said the red-head. All of a sudden the blond started crying. They asked her what was wrong. "I'm having puppies," exclaimed the blond. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are walking through the desert. The brunette turns to the red-head and says, "What did you bring?" The redhead holds up a bag and replies, "I brought this bag of food for when we get hungry. What did you bring?" The brunette says, "I brought this pail of water in case we get thirsty." They both turn to the blonde and say, "What did you bring?" The blonde says, "I brought this car door so that when we get hot we can roll the window down." | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after having Sex? | A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes." One day a guy walking home from work saw his girlfriend on the porch with a bunch of suitcases. So he ran up and asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm leaving!" So of course the guy asked, "Why are you leaving?" His girlfriend turns and says, "I found out you were a pedophile." So the guy freaks out and yells, "WELL THATS A BIG WORD FOR A TEN YEAR OLD!" �
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